Holiday Poems
A Creatures Valentine Without You
by: MsPhenom Feb.13,2000
Another holiday without you.
Thanksgiving came and went and you weren't there
Christmas came and went and you weren't there
New Years came and still you were not there
Valentine is upon us
And your nowhere in sight
It use to be The Creatures hearts would burn for you
And they still do
But this Valentines day will come and go
And our hearts will be with you
A sinking feeling we will have this day
For our Valentines is not complete
Till we see you
We await Our Lord Of Darkness
A Creatures Valentines day without you
It darkness our very soul
For it seems this day will not be a happy one
Our thoughts are with you
Our prayers will pour from our lips
For today the Creatures will not be rejoicing
But mourning for our Phenom to return
To grace us with your presence
To stir the Creatures from their long slumber
To awaken them once again
To thrill them with your arrival
To arouse them
No celebration today
But an emptiness from within
For what is A Creatures Valentine Day,
If not being able to see Our Phenom in the ring again.
A Creatures Valentine day
Is not complete
Until we see you.
It is a dark day indeed without you
These long months without you
Have been dark and at times so unreal
We expect to see you at every turn
But you are not there.
A Creatures Valentine day
Without our Lord Of Darkness
Leaves us empty
We still love you and stand behind you
For on this day
The Creatures will mourn because they miss you
Mourn because they want you to come back
But most of all
Mourn because they care about Sir Mark Calaway
We love you Sir Mark
And hope you will awaken the Creatures soon
For The Creatures Valentine's Day just isn't
the same without you.
HEART OF DARKNESS
Written by: Dee Dated: 2-14-2000
In the heart of darkness he awaits for
his return in anticipated breath
To once again steal our hearts and souls
to put all rumors to their death
"Where are you m'Lord ?!" I cry to the winds
but get no answer in return
So sadly I go along life's uncertain journey
along my face the tear stains burn
I pray one day he'll hear my words and come
back safely and soundly to thee
Until such a day, I'll continue prayer and vigil
for whatever the Fates may decree
Home For Christmas- by MizzTaker
As the Night falls upon the fresh falling snow
All I can think about is you
When the snow is falling outside my window
I think it was meant to fall for me and you
Outside its so cold
Like my heart that's so cold and damp
For when i see your face a candle is lit and my hearts bursting with fire
As the Sun goes down and the Moon comes up
And each days past like it was yesterday
With the days coming to an end and a Joyfully holiday is right around the corner
I think about all the people in the world that are happy
For I'm not anything without you, I hang
The Christmas stockings up above the fire place
with your name on it.. for your not there to see it..
I put the tree up by myself for your not there to help me..
For I put the Star upon the Tree for that was your glowing moment..
With the Lights getting Brighter and My heart growing Colder
I will always Wait for you no matter what
For every night I pray for you to open the door
And live happily ever after with me but for now all I say....
Is all I want For Christmas Is for My undertaker to come home.
The 12 Days of Christmas
by MizUTaker
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me: One Undertaker in a black robe!
On the second 2nd Day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me: three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me six Test's giving a qui-iz, Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me seven HBK's doing a dance, six Test's giving a qui-iz, Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me eight Hunter Hearst Helmsly big noses, seven HBK's doing a dance, six Test's giving a qui-iz, Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the Nineth day of christmas my true love gave to me nine Al Snows with Snow Plows, eight Hunter Hearst Helmsly big noses, seven HBK's doing a dance, six Test's giving a qui-iz, Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the Tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me ten Y2J's never shutting up, nine Al Snows with Snow Plows, eight Hunter Hearst Helmsly big noses, seven HBK's doing a dance, six Test's giving a qui-iz, Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the Eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me eleven Prince Albert's piercing, ten Y2J's never shutting up, nine Al Snows with Snow Plows, eight Hunter Hearst Helmsly big noses, seven HBK's doing a dance, six Test's giving a qui-iz, Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Edge's smiling, eleven Prince Albert's piercing, ten Y2J's never shutting up, nine Al Snows with Snow Plows, eight Hunter Hearst Helmsly big noses, seven HBK's doing a dance, six Test's giving a qui-iz, Five re-ed Kanes, four Dudelove's, three caskets, two Mankind biographies and one Undertaker in a black robe!
The Night Before Christmas
by Cenny
Twas the night before Christmas
At my house, which is old.
The gas bills are high.
It was drafty and cold.
Mark's pictures were downloaded
and studied with care.
I drooled over his eyes, his body,
His hair.
I thought of him hiding
upstairs in my bed
While visions of what we'd do
danced in my head.
I didn't feel guilty. I didn't feel bad
At the X-rated thoughts I constantly had.
When out in the yard
there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my desk
to see what was the matter.
Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Saw the wrestler outside
and fell down with a crash!
It wasn't Mick Foley
It wasn't Al Snow
He was bigger and better and waiting below!
He sat on a Harley
his clothes were all dark
I knew in a moment it had to be Mark!
He looked up and saw me
and revved up his ride
Drove up on the back porch
and then came inside.
His eyes how they twinkled
His bulge made me merry
His hair was like velvet
He wasn't too hairy
A black leather jacket
was molded to his back
I was having a serious
Taker attack.
I wanted to drag him
upstairs to my bed
But I just stood and stared
and did nothing, instead.
He tore off my clothes
and went straight to his work....
The alarm went off
I sat up with a jerk.
It was all just a dream
but how real it did seem...
I went to the kitchen
but stopped by the door...
There was size 17 footprints
all over the floor.
History of Mistletoe
The Druids who inhabited the British Isles in ancient times considered "Mistletoe" sacred. The Chief used a gold sword to harvest the plants. "Mistletoe" had been believed to have magical healing powers, produce fertility and end grievances between enemies.
Today we hang "Mistletoe as a sign of good will and to steal a kiss or two. Indeed, many romances have started from one kiss under the "Mistletoe."
Happy Solstice!! Merry Christmas to all my C.O.T.N. friends
brothers and sisters, and fellow Taker fans.. May the year
"2000" bring much happiness and tranquility!!.. Thanks for
being my Friends!!!.....Catpaws1@aol.com
"Twas days before Christmas"
Twas days before Christmas, and all through the arena, not a wrestler was stirring, not even J.R..
Mr. Socko was was hanging by Mankind's locker, in hopes that Al Snow would not be there,
The wrestlers were all gathered together, all nestled in their chairs, with visions of "Undertaker" dancing in their heads.
And Mrs. McMahon in her santa hat, and Vince in his suit, settled down for a long wrestling night.
When out from the arena came such a clatter. The wrestlers rushed to the curtain to see what was the matter.
The spotlights gave such a glow on the new falling fog. When to all their wondering eyes should appear, a hearst, with eight druid helpers.
On Mideon, on Visera, on Farooq, and Brad. On gangrel, on Christian, on Edge, and Paul Bearer.
So up to the ring they drove, the hearst filled with a newly built casket, and "Undertaker" too.
And in a flash of lightning, I heard in the ring, a shuffling of heavy feet. When his eyes I did meet.
As we all threw our heads up and around,we heard the music abound.
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his feet, with traces of ashes, he did treat.
His green eyes how they twinkled and glowed. his laugh how it echoed and bellowed.
he had a broad evil face, and a round little tummy, that shook like bowl full of jello, yummy!
A wink of his eye, and a twist of his head, soon gave the wrestlers, a sense of dread.
he spoke not a single word, but went straight to his work. pointing to his hearst, with a jerk.
And with a raise of his arms, and a nod, he jumped to the hearst, and gave his druids the worst.
And away they all ran, like the wind if they can
But i heard him say, "Would you all just cease, and to you all "Rest In Peace!"
Dedicated To My Lord
The Phenom
Written by Catpaws1@aol.com
Merry Christmas TWoD
It was the night before Christmas, I was reading a book
there was a big crash so I went to take a look
Coming down from the chimney was a big butt -
I thought to myself it must be the UT!
And then I noticed the outfit, a quite bright red
for once it matched the hair on his head.
I decided I just might see what he brought
though sticking around was a dangerous thought
I saw a sickle in his left hand, in the bag was a cross
I thought it was a symbol, but he is the boss
I decided it was time to take leave of the room
or offer transportation, such as my broom?
He finally noticed me, to my surprise
he first had to get the hair out of his eyes
He shook his head and said with much chagrin
"I think this the wrong state that I am in
I wanted to get Vinnie once and for all
then there would be a REAL New Years Ball."
I could not seduce him, while he had such a plan
for after all, he was on a mission for each wrestling fan!!!!
(This Poem is rated **R, You have been forwarned)
Twas the Raw before Christmas and all through the Shows,
Tony Jabroni was watching and little did he know.
Raw wasn't that good, if fact kinda sucked.
Someone tell JR he should have just ducked.
JR is a legend, he's just really nice.
But why oh why does he say everything TWICE?!
Then came Kurt angle, it can't get worse that this.
Oh god i've gone crazy, i routed for Big Vis!!!
HHH and Steph are evil, that fact is quite true.
Sometimes their actions make me want to spew.
Moula and May, triple threat with some men?
They should have died, when Bradshaw turned 10.
The Hardy's, Edge, and Christion...forced to fight?
At least it ended up being the best match of the night!
Boiler room match, againt Santa Claus?
Can't we go back to what Raw once was!
Bring out the Rock, Stone Cold and DX.
Bring back that chick Sable, Bring back the SEX!!!
No more Steph, I miss matches that were dandies!
I remeber the King yelling BRA AND PANTIES!!!!
These matches are garbage, why do we bother?
Oh yes I remember...Here comes the Godfather!!!!!
HO HO HO, thank god he is here.
So far this show has been pretty quere!!!
Break the wall down, says that guy Jericho.
But all I
want to go down ,
Is
one of those HOs.
I cant forget, the Quote of the Night.
JR says" He's
got 6 restaurant
quality Ho's," infact he's quite right!
Topless match? this can't be right!?!?
I told you I'd
Spew by the end
of the
night! :)
I would like to see the Rock kill Al Snow.
But I don't
want to miss the
start of Nitro!!!
I have RAW on tape and it's making me sick, Nirto is
on so RAW SUCK MY
DICK!!!!
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