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"THE GRAND RETURN!"

AW... IT FEELS LIKE THE OLD DAYS! THE LIGHTS GO DOWN, THE CROWD HUSHS, AND THE FOG BEGINS TO ROLL IN.

AS WE ANXIOUSLY, AND PROUDLY AWAIT ATOP OUR CHAIRS (WELL ME ANYWAY)HEHE.. THE ANNOUNCER SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE. "COMING TO THE RING, THE EVIL MANAGER PAUL BEARER. YES, PAUL IS BACK!!! WE CHEER LOUDLY IN HOPES. I HAVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS TO HEAR THAT!! MY HEART RACES, AS I WAIT TO SEE HIM EMERGE FROM THE FOG. YET ONLY PAUL APPEARS. SILENCE ONCE AGAIN COMES OVER THE CROWD. I AM WONDERING NOW. PAUL HAS A SURPRISE FOR US, I JUST KNOW IT!

ALAS, A SPOTLIGHT GLOWING PURPLE SHINES ONTO THE RAMP. PAUL BEARER TURNS AND POINTS TO THE TOP OF THE RAMP. EMERGING FROM THE PURPLE FOG IS A HEARST.

I GO NUTS, THE CROWD CHEERS IN ANTICIPATION. THE HEARST STOPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE RING. PAUL BEARER COMES OVER AND OPENS THE DOOR. AS I STRAIN TO SEE THIS, A BIG DARK FIGURE APPEARS FROM THE HEARST. IS IT? COULD IT BE? YES,!!! ALL.. IT IS!! IT IS THE "UNDERTAKER!"

MY HEART BEATS FASTER, AND IM STRUGGLING TO SEE HIM. HE EMERGES FORM THE HEARST, AND STANDS AT THE STAIRS WITH ARMS OUTSTRETCHED UPWARDS TOWARD THE HEAVENS. HE IS IN HIS OLD COSTUME, HIS HAT SHADOWING HIS GORGEOUS GREEN EYES. THE BELL TOLLS 1....2....3....4....

PAUL IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING. ANOTHER GRAND SURPRISE AS PAUL REVEALS THE URN!! HE LIFTS IT UP TO THE LIGHTS FOR US ALL TO WITNESS. "UNDERTAKER" COMES TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE, AND WITH ONE ARM TOWARDS THE HEAVENS, HE FLIPS HIS HAIR BACK, AND PAYS HIS RESPECTS TO THE URN.

I AND THE OTHER DEDICATED, AND FAITHFUL COTN/ATMS UNITE, AND CHANT "UN-DER-TAKER..UN-DER-TAKER!!! AND ALL SEEMS AS IF THEY NEVER LEFT.

MARK, PAUL... MAY THE GOD/GODDESS PROTECT YOU, AND GIVE YOU STRENGTH. TO YOUR HEALTHY, AND HAPPY "GRAND RETURN!@" BLESSED BE!

DEDICATED TO MY "LORD" 'THE PHENOM" "THE UNDERTAKER"
written by Catpaws1


"MISSING YOU MARK!"

THE THRILL IS GONE FROM MONDAY NIGHTS! THE STORYLINES ARE IN CHAOS. THE THEATRICS IS SLIPPING. SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU! NO MORE FOG ROLLING IN. NO MORE FUNERAL MUSIC TO SOOTHE ME BY. NO MORE LIGHTNING BOLTS, OR THUNDER CLAPS. SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU! SCSA, ROCK, AND HHH ARE WORKING MY LAST NERVE. THE ACOLYTES ARE BORED. THE BIG SHOW HAS FLIPPED. CHRIS JERICHO NEEDS YOUR BRAND OF ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU!

NO MORE EVIL LITTLE GRINS. NO MORE EYE ROLLING. NO MORE COLORFUL COMMENTARY FROM THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE. NO MORE GORGEOUS BODY TO FEAST MY EYES UPON! SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU! CHYNA NEEDS YOUR CHOKESLAM. VINNIE NEEDS YOUR ADVISE. SHANE NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET.THE BOSSMAN NEEDS THE COFFIN IN YOUR HEARST! SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU!

NO MORE BACKFLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE. NO MORE FLYING CLOTHSLINES. NO MORE CORNER PUNCHING LESSONS. NO MORE AWESOME TOMBSTONES. SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU!

W.W.F. IS DROWNING. THEY ARE A LOST BUNCH OF SOULS, IN NEED OF THEIR "LORD" AND "MASTER" THEY ARE NOTHING WITHOUT THEIR LEADER! SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU!

SO TO YOU, SIR MARK...I PRAY TO THE GOD/GODDESS FOR YOUR HEALTHY RETURN. AND I AWAIT TO HEAR THAT ANNOUNCEMENT..."THE UNDERTAKER!!!" SIR MARK, I AM....MISSING YOU!

DEDICATED TO MY "LORD" THE PHENOM THE UNDERTAKER

written by Catpaws1


THE UNDERTAKER REBORN!
Catpaws1

OUT OF THE ASHES OF HADES ITSELF,
COMES A SOUL REBORN.
WHAT ONCE WAS THE "UNDERTAKER"
IS NOW THE "LORD OF DARKNESS."


HE SHOWS NO COMPASSION,
NO MERCY, AND NO REMORSE.
HE HAS RISEN WITH A MISSION IN MIND.
HE RAISES UP HIS TORTURED SOULS,
TO ASSEMBLE AN ARMY.
FOR "ARMAGEDDON" IS COMING SOON.

THE "LORD OF DARKNESS IS STEADFAST
IN HIS MISSION.
ALLOWING NO ROOM FOR ERRORS OR FAILURE.
HE CALLS ALL HIS SOULS
TO ASSEMBLE AT THE GATES OF HELL.
HE AWAITS THEIR PRESENCE
WITH VENGEANCE IN HIS EYES,
AND A COLDNESS IN HIS SOUL.

THEY GATHER AT THE FEET OF THE "LORD"
IN EAGER ANTICIPATION OF THEIR DUTIES. "
SOON (HE SAYS), I WILL COMMAND YOU
TO GO INTO THE MORTAL REALM,
AND TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE."

"YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED BACK THROUGH
UNTIL YOUR MISSION IS COMPLETE.
ALL SOULS MUST BE TAKEN,
AND THE TITLE RETURNED TO ME!!"

"ARMAGEDDON" IS INDEED UPON US.
VERY SOON THE "LORD OF DARKNESS" WILL REVEAL HIMSELF.
WAITING FOR THE EXACT TIME TO SEIZE
THE ONLY THING MISSING FROM HIS WEEPING SOUL,
THE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT.

BEWARE THOSE WHO DARE TO CHALLENGE THE "LORD"
FOR THEY WILL FAIL,
AND THEIR PATHETIC SOULS CLAIMED AS PRIZES
FOR THE "LORD'S" AMUSEMENT.

MY "LORD" YOU HAVE MY SOUL,
AND I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO SUMMON ME.
I STAND BEHIND YOU, I STAND BESIDE YOU!
DO WHAT YE WILL!



THE PHENOM!
Catpaws1

OUT OF THE FIRES OF HELL
THERE AROSE A GREAT WARRIOR.
AS CHASER OF MEN,
A REAPER OF SOULS.
HE IS..."THE PHENOM!"

THROUGH THE FOG,
EMERGES THIS ADONIS,
WITH ICE COLD VENGENCE RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS,
AND A BURNING DESIRE IN HIS EYES.
HE IS..."THE PHENOM!"

ALL THOSE WHO DARE
CROSS HIS PATH SHALL KNOW THE FURY,
THE WRATH, THE FIRE.
HE IS..."THE PHENOM!"

AS THE NIGHT APPEARS,
AND THE MOON SHINES.
HE STANDS TALL,
WITH MORTAL FLESH ABOUNDING.
HE IS..."THE PHENOM!"

IN THE DAWN OF THE EARLY MORN,
HE QUELLS THE FIRES, THE FURY,
LONGING TO LAY DOWN HIS WEARY SOUL.
HE IS..."THE PHENOM!"

AND AS THE DAY TURNS TO NIGHT ONCE MORE,
WE SHALL KNOW THAT HE IS THE "UNHOLY ONE"
THE "LORD OF DARKNESS"
HE IS..."THE PHENOM"

HE IS EVERLASTING...
HE IS PERPETUAL...
HE IS "THE PHENOM!"




"INTO THE DARK"     Written by Catpaws1@aol.com

IN THE YEAR "1990" THERE CAME SUCH A FORCE, SO AWIFT, SO CONSUMING, THAT ALL WHO STOOD IN ITS PATH, WERE OVERWHELMED WITH AWE, AND DISBELIEF. NEVER HATH THE WORLD SEEN SUCH VENGEANCE, AND ANGER.

IN THE YEAR "1990" A MORTAL MAN, SEEMINGLY MYTHICAL IN STANCE, APPEARED OUT OF THE FOG. WITH GREAT POWER AND SUBLE MOVEMENT, THE LIKES OF WHICH NO ONE HAD SEEN.

IN THE YEAR "1990" A NEW ERA WAS BORN. THEY WHO WERE ONCE SECURE, AND STABLE, WOULD NOW STUMBLE.

FOR THIS MAN HATH TAKEN THE NAME OF "UNDERTAKER" THE "PHENOM". ONLY HE WOULD KNOW WHAT LAY BEFORE HIM, FOR HE IS ALL ENCOMPASSING, AS IF ALL ONE WITH THE DARKNESS.

AS TIME PASSED, HE WOULD SLAY ALL THOSE WHO DARE CROSS OVER THE THRESHOLD INTO THE REALM OF THE DARK, NEVER TO BE THE SAME AGAIN.

MANY MERE MORTAL MEN WOULD ATTEMPT TO BREAK HIM, BUT WITH FEUDAL RESULTS. "THE UNDERTAKER", HE HATH SACRIFICED THESE MORTAL BEINGS, AND RENDERED THEM TO THE EARTH, FROM WHICH THEY CAME.

HELL HATH CLAIMED THESE SOULS, AS IF IT WERE A GIFT TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF. HENCE, THE RULER OF THE FLAMES, HE NAMETH "THE UNDERTAKER" WITH MUCH CEREMONY, AS THE RULER OF THE UNHOLY ORDER. HE HATH NAMED HIM THE "LORD OF DARKNESS."

NOW THOSE WHO DO NOT DECLARE WILL BE DECLARED. HE HATH ASSEMBLED AN ARMY FOR WHICH NO ONE WOULD BE SAFE. HE HATH WIELDED HIS FURY, HIS ANGER, ONCE AGAIN. PREYING ON THE POOR LOST SOULS THAT LAY AT THE THRESHOLD BETWEEN THE LIGHT, AND THE DARK.

FOR THEY NOW CHALLENGE HIM WITH A NEW DESIRE, AND VENGEANCE. FOR THEY WISH TO EXTINGUISH THE FIRES, THE FURY. THIS "LORD OF DARKNESS."

BUT THE BURNING DESIRE HE HATH WRAPPED HIMSELF IN, WILL NOT BE DAMPENED. FOR HE IS PERPETUAL, HE IS EVERLASTING, HE IS THE "LORD" OF THE DARK!!

DEDICATED TO MY "LORD"
THE PHENOM
THE UNDERTAKER


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